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The Insider - King's Crown Stolen!

The Insider - King's Crown Stolen!

Tonight we discuss David Copperfield's prestigious 'King of Magic' award being stolen, a Massachusetts School Board chairman stealing a woman's bra, newly released apparel, and much more!

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71 Comments

James1Wise

2 years ago
Zach. I speak very well english good. oh btw Emma Watson! burp

SimplyMagic14

2 years ago
Zach, my man. Always a pleasure watching the show and you kind sir, are the person I would show a trick to and maybe you could help make me famous...or at least give me some pointers on what I am doing wrong... :) Till next week, is this your card....damn!

samiccino

2 years ago
I would perform for Jesus, because he is the chosen one.

Ryan gates

2 years ago
I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love lamp. I love lamp! I would definitely do a trick for Brick and Ron Burgundy :) and then have champ say whammy when I hit them with the shocking ending, pulling the card out of Brian Fantana's sex panther bottle :)

theconster24

2 years ago
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

MagicofAdam

2 years ago
Zach, no hesitation, it'd be you of course silly :p

Simon.Magic

2 years ago
I have found his crown!!! Zack! Give it back!

Simon.Magic

2 years ago
It's funny! I'll perform for me! I'm sooo goood!

benzhuzhu91

2 years ago
i would show it to Mr bean! as he will give those weird lame voices and pretend that he is surprise:)
he is just hilarious anyway:D

Y.EJAZ

2 years ago
i would perform for meagan fox becuase............ahhhh nvm i dont want my mom to read this

scottychu

2 years ago
you so i can be on the insider :)

HeCtic

2 years ago
None of these comments are funny.
I'd perform for you so my imaginary friend would get over his precarious notion that you have serious issues

Hax2much

2 years ago
I would perform for YOU, Zach. That way I could pickpocket your wallet and show everyone your drivers license photo. And don't worry, I won't touch the condom (its past the expiration date by the way), the red bicycle 4 of clubs (why is this in there???), or the 3 dollars you have in it.

jerrick565

2 years ago
For no reason I would like to perform for yoda

towcheeze

2 years ago
You spelled it wrong. It's pronounced "yolda".

Ang

2 years ago
no it's not D:

goatears

2 years ago
Thumbs up if you stopped the clip on 5:21 to check out the resemblance

Nearology

2 years ago
Well I think performing for yods might be dangerous..1 flash you he will kill u...eee.I'd perform to spongbob and make him laugh a million times:)

DesertStorm

2 years ago
I would perform for Yoda so I could become a Jedi master! Yoda: "You do lift of double I see" Me: "Awh poop I knew youd see it! Hey isn't that David Copperfields crown Yoda?!" And in a Galaxy far far away Zach Mueller is laughing... histarically... probably not... nevermind...

MichaelHerp

2 years ago
I'd perform for George Lucas. But then I'd keep remastering the trick over and over again year after year until the trick is nothing like the original and he hates my guts. *sigh.*

kmagic25

2 years ago
snooki, because i could probably do anything remotely impressive and due to her drunkness, shed go crazy

Divided Mind

2 years ago
I think I'd perform for Criss Angel... So, I could make him disappear.

junjie04

2 years ago
I would perform for a monkey, since i am not that good in magic, it would be easier to fool a monkey:D

DerekDouglas

2 years ago
I'd perform for you...that way I can shank you for not reading of my bananas!

redlawrence26

2 years ago
I would perform for Jesus Christ.....He'd be paying me off in not to expose all of his miracle's......MuHaAhaHa(Evil Laugh)

Slash

2 years ago
You met Kyle Mooney?! Lucky!!! I love Kyle! I'd definitely perform for him if I could

yoman125

2 years ago
It seems like you repeat this question of the week back several episode?. Is that a back massage machine in your seat? lol. I would like to perform to Daniel Chester field!! Why? because magic is everywhere!

Justin.Morris

2 years ago
I'd perform for a crash test dummy. Then I'd take it, because hey, free dummy.

HuDannie

2 years ago
I'd perform the greatest penetration ever, for your mom ;)

rocket92

2 years ago
I'd perform for a clown. Because why not. And then I'd run screaming away from them. For funsies.

gabemagggic

2 years ago
I would perform for my ex girlfriend.I would show how can I cheat again,.....again and .....again.

malik usman

2 years ago
Which camera did u used for filming?

HeCtic

2 years ago
He uses a Canon 5D mk II

JNGmagic

2 years ago
i'd perform to thousands of people all over the world!....because i put it up on youtube...i got no one to perform to.......forever alone

Sepharoth

2 years ago
I would perform to Edward Cullen because he's pretty.

mads655b

2 years ago
I would perform for David Copperfield, do a mindblowing crayon trick that would make him teach me how to fly! Oh heck yeah!! And by the way.. Because his "Crown" got stolen i think you should send him a Bicycle KINGS hat to replace the crown, much cooler than a piece of paper i think!!

steveomagic

2 years ago
I would perform for Barry Manilow becaue after seeing my amazing trick he would sing Could It Be Magic then I would shout "YES" at him.

Nearology

2 years ago
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ZachBob squarepants ! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. ZachBob squarepants. If nautical nonsense be somethin ya wish. ZachBob Sqauarepants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. ZachBob squarepants. Are you ready? ZachBob squarepants, ZachBob squarepants, ZachBob squarepants, ZachyyyyBob squarepants!!!!! Haha that is who I am going to perform f

KieranMackrell

2 years ago
I would perform for Criss Angel so I could show him that even a pretty much unrehearsed, self working card trick can be more impressive than walking round in Gothic clothing trying to 'Mindfreak' someone.

j.blackwell97

2 years ago
i would do a trick for Mike Tyson ..... though the only down side is that the trick will frustrate him so much that he will knock me out like zach galifianakis

Pawel2506

2 years ago
I would perform for Rick Astley! Why..? Because Rick Roll FTW! http://tnij.org/nm4v

TrickyJMK

2 years ago
Me make poo poo out of my boom boom.

Ben Kats

2 years ago
I would perform for charlie sheen why? Well because he is CHARLIE ****ing SHEEN, and I'm low on crack....

dalv666

2 years ago
I would perform for me! This is stupid? So make it funny!!!

siphe

2 years ago
I would perform for Twisted Fate, the renowned card master champion from League of Legends, because ever since he was a card shark in Demacia, he had always wanted the ability to control magic. I could demonstrate that the ability to control magic lies in his fingers and his cards, not in Dr. Rath's human experimentation.

DerekDaine

2 years ago
Charlie Sheen's hooker because you know she could use some cheering up after that night....

BryceKrispieSquares

2 years ago
I would perform for Criss angel and show him what real magic is.

CardMagician12

2 years ago
Hey Zach when you looked that up you said "Ha, Its a girl!" My quesion is did you think it was gonna be a guy man. (Renee is a girl name!) Have you met a man named Renee? If I could perform for anyone I would perform for a man named Renee!

Nearology

2 years ago
Shut up! My dumb dumb want to speak.lol night in the museum lol random

♥♣And♠

2 years ago
First of all, Zach, what is that thing you have perched on the arm of your chair? Secondly, I think I'd perform for Hitler. Then he'd be too busy trying to figure out my trick to do anything else, and everyone would be saved a lot of trouble. Also, I'd just like to point out that this comment is written with perfect spelling and grammar. Just a thought.

siphe

2 years ago
If I were anything like those users on YouTube or worse, 4chan, I'd tell you that your comment does not have perfect grammar because "Just a thought" is a sentence fragment.

♥♣And♠

2 years ago
No! Curses!!

zeanator3581

2 years ago
lolcatz.......

Near

2 years ago
I'd perform for Pikachu so I could catch him and become a Pokemon master

Andrew3

2 years ago
I would perform for Andrea Bocelli...because I can't do any magic tricks

DakotaT93

2 years ago
I would perform for BIG BIRD From Sesamie Street!

BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME!!!! ( it's coming on tv later today.... Can't miss it! )

brennerdp

2 years ago
I would not perform for Yoda or Criss or you Zach or anyone else that everyone keeps repeating over and over. Man does no one have any creativity anymore?
I would show that big guy from the Green Mile (too lazy to look up his name) so he could suck out all my bad energy and spit out flies.
Yeah, that would be cool…
Wait that would be like him showing me magic, ah whatever.

Blackwater

2 years ago
I would really like to do the bra-trick on Mike Tyson... This could lead to some serious reaktion!

AdamF

2 years ago
I would perform for Keyboard Cat!

iamspade

2 years ago
ahhh, another Criss Angel joke, wow Zack you get more and more less creative in these '*****'isodes.

iamspade

2 years ago
bltch is what i said.... bltchisodes

jaimepo8

2 years ago
I would perform to LMFAO because they already know how to shuffle...get it ''shuffle''...no? :(

brantsmith

2 years ago
I would play a hand with Taylor Swift. And I don't mean cards ;)

jabarlocker

2 years ago
Riddle me this, riddle me that, I would perform for Zach Zach Zach! Not really I would perform for Bill Cosby, but his name didn't rhyme as well.

wavehead15

2 years ago
I would do magic for Snooki because she is stupid.

Andrew3

2 years ago
Where do you get your shirts? Haha they're cool!

James555

2 years ago
I would perform for a shrimp...

magicman247

2 years ago
I'd perform a spelling trick for Penn and Teller, and force them to take me to Vegas. Did you start sitting during the insider to stop yourself from leading into each topic with your head?

jimmybacon44

2 years ago
I would perform for you. then id hit you in the head with a wooden plank and have all the white centurions i wanted. its a win win. just kidding your awesome and hilarious

Infected

2 years ago
I would do an ACAAN for George W Bush and mess the trick up and see him be amazed at my "metalismn"

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