The Insider - Psychic Loser

I'm thinking it is gonna be Totally out of Control on DVD!!

I think it will be the SOLO DVD!!!!

It will be an awsome DVD with lots and lots of things from card to coin...

I think the line should have went like this: "The difference between (Forget actors name) and Criss Angel is that (insert actors name) is pretending to be a magician while Criss Angel is...oh wait. Yeah there is no difference." Disclaimer: I'm not bashing Criss as I do enjoy his convoluted show.

Haha, Zach you need to be nicer to Criss Angel. Haven't you seen his awesome webshows?

It's the wire. It has to be.

Totally Out Of Control for the release.

new TV channel???

Totally Out Of Control

A DVD on all the episodes of The Insider.

Theory11 Trilogy? Oh wait. You got no dvds~

i find this video very easy to masturbate too.

They're finally going to release that Porno DvD featuring all the T11 artists. It sucks there are no girl-artists.(get it,sucks?!)

The wire? Been waiting a bit for that

I figured it out: http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

Guardians v2s are the ones in stock now?

My birthday is the 31st! You should fly me to the imaginary Vegas party...Seriously though, just tickets to Vegas would be awesome, regardless of party status.

Pudding. That's my funny comment. Because let's be honest...pudding. See that? You laughed. There's just something ridiculous about the word pudding.

Theory11 has decided to compile all the Magic Con footage Zach promised and release it on a DVD.

Chuck Norris doesn't try to escape from a straightjacket, the straightjacket tries to escape Chuck Norris! =D Was that funny Zach??

I think you're finally going to release...Jason England from his contract. I mean, WOW, doesn't that dude work ANYWHERE else?! =)

I know for a fact you are releasing Mirage by Alex Geiser. HAHAHA VICTORY!!!

its MIRAGE...... its definetly not SOLO by MICHALE HERP

<insert funny comment here>

I'm pretty sure you Twiced yourself. You didn't even need someone else. Impressive. Most impressive.

This is so funny! Tihihi

Marcus Eddie's DVD

The Nightline thing wasn't just a seven minute documentary. It was a full episode about whether or not psychics exist. James Van Pragh was on, and they basically debunked his reading. Randi, Banachek, and Jamy Ian Swiss were also on. For me, the highlight was watching the "psychics" fail at the tests that they designed themselves.

Hey Zach my son thinks your cool. In fact he wore that same shirt of yours with the sun and those little happy clouds to his first day of preschool today. Do you guys go to the same school? Weird.

The Wire. If so it's about damn time..or was all that an illusion

Theory11 is very happy to be releasing their very own '4th Anniversary Celebration Cake' lineup to celebrate this wondrous occasion made by Theory11's artists girlfriends and wives....lol What's in the box: One ready to eat cake of your choice, One dvd featuring the perfect way to slice and plate. And also A certificate of authenticity to go with your cake. Selection: Wynn, White Centurions, Stingers, Propaganda etc. **Theory11 doesn't not take any responsibility for the cake being damaged, squished and eaten(by the mail man) during shipping and unboxing! lol

They're going to collaborate with themagicplace.com . *sob*

The release is going to be "Totally Out of Control" and you forgot the insider logo again :) I won't forgive you unless you give me the prize. foo. tee hee.

Piers Morgan is a D***, has always been a D*** and will always be a d***. He used to edit two of the tabloid newspapers here in the UK, and was also a judge on Britains Got Talent, How he managed to convince you guys stateside to give him a TV show is anyones guess. I've always found it ironic that Britains Got Talent is judged by people with little or no talent. Oh and by the way, one of the Judges on this years Britains got talent was David Hasselhoff. Would you like him back? please? I'll even pay for his airfair.

I'm guessing it's the wire.

I have no idea what the release would be... so no chance of me winning there... Might aswell give it a shot though... how about... SOLO, or maybe 'dress'code ( for girls and it actually uses dresses! ) I have the best trick of all that I do!!!! When I drive down the road I sometimes turn into a driveway! da dum dum tsst!

As long as it doesn't have to do with you Zach Mueller, I will be happy.

I was pretty sure that Zach would say something about the Smoke & Mirrors V6...

Im sure Zach has left some clue as to what it is somewhere in the video......Nope nothing. Maybe some clues in his speech and tones of voice.....Nothing well then I guess it must have something to do with the sun on his shirt? Are you going to teach us how to harness energy from the sun? That would be quite amazing. That actually makes sense, if you think about it its obviously something that lets us use the suns heat to become hotter. I thought there was a reason why Zach looked...no...no I cant say it, not even for all the decks in the world.

You're releasing the ultimate magic gimmick; here are some of its amazing applications: it creates an eerie howl, it'll mystify and confuse even the smartest of individuals, and it makes ordinary men disappear. Yes, you'll be releasing "The Snooki." Magic is about to get... orange.

Pretty sure the new release thats been years in the works is Zach's new haircut.

New DVD will be about MAGIC all in,, together that your all team worked on, it will be like and magic teaching and instructors interview. I think it will combine many tricks from cards to coins and rice rolls. SO, it will totally rock on ;)

It's Criss Angel as the new Theory11 Artist!

A Camel. (Word)

If we DON'T like Criss Angel, then why do we talk about him almost every week on the Insider, I mean, all he is good for is using wires and taking his shirt off. Either that or his detergent irritates his skin............nah, he just likes his shirt of.

You're going to release the award winning movie: Zachtain America, The First Superhero without ridiculously big muscles.

Theory 11 scratch and sniff stickers. Now with embossed logo

Sincerest apologies to the rest of the planet for Piers Morgan. Here in the UK we don't really know who he is, where he came from or what he does. All we do know is that he shows up on TV a lot and his dicketry knows no bounds. So, er yeah, sorry everybody.

What will happen on 31st August : Michael Herp Solo DVD. Zach is singing the Mind Freak Song. Alex Geiser Mirage. The brand new Insider.

Well how am I meant to know???? That's like saying, "To win you must guess what bellybutton ring David Blaine is going to wear in six months time!" HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW WHAT BELLYBUTTON RING DAVID BLAINE WILL WEAR IN SIX MONTH'S TIME!? Does he even have a bellybutton ring???

On the 31st Theory 11 will release...the hounds

The release has to be the Totally Out of Control Set (^_^)b

propaganda deck v2 with a few bigger releases

My guess- a free download of some type for all us loyal theory11 members ( thats my attempt at a joke) Also interviews only get uncomfortable when the two people have opposite views, not necessarily religious, maybe between if you butter your toast on top or on bottom.

Zach Mueller's Nursery Rhymes box set featuring "abcdefghijk elemenope"

Congratulations, Zach. "Witticist" now has an entry on Wiktionary.

limited edition white guardian !!

Could you possibly be releasing the criss angel vanishing career trick?! I hear it uses a pop corn comercial and its completely self working...

crimson guardians word .

you guys will release a trick that make pokemon come out of the game and into reality or panda bear sponge ball/animal thing :P

Could the new release be a compilation of user-submitted videos? Well, that was a lame guess. Can I make another?

Hmm... Daniel Madison's Change? ^This is meant to be the funniest comment FYI. :P

"Card One" a book on card magic.

On the 31is Theory 11 will be partnering back with Ellusionist to bring you the ultimate magic website and a new DVD from JB and Brad Christian.

Another guess, is this a T11 app? Like for android or itunes?