"...they don't have anything better to do on Friday nights..." - the man who spends all of Friday making and editing this video ;)

whats with that six of spades or clubs in the corner......

Gandalf the grey... not the white, angel like one, just the grey one.

it'd be cool to fool him with a sweet magic trick.

Six of Spades in the back

Six of Diamonds

I would like to perform for that 6 of spades that is under your desk for no apparent reason..... or if I can get past security Emma Watson.... I am sure she "appreciates" magic..... I could teach her a new version of "french kiss"... no slight of hand required....

Abraham Lincoln...visit him at Mount Rushmore but I hear he has a big head and knows it all but he's honest

The binary code is Six of Heart!!

Zach are you a gay? Otherwise you would not ask people to keep on watching you for the secret binary code over and over again in the Insider. That is not a good way to do a contest. Just because you are handsome, you should not ask people to look at you every week. :p just joking lol...
WHERE is the LOGO?

Okay, Six of Clubs/Spades. Second:

If i could performe for anyone it would be for you, zach mueller. infront of the audience on the magic castle future stars that was their for you and steel the show and eventually be put in jail for steeling the show. die in a retirement home fighting dr. horrible for the soup.

This binary is barely visible......gonna be pretty tough to solve

I want to perfom a mentalism trick for Derren Brown, but gosh darn it, he already knows about my plan.

I'd want to perform for Richard Turner, because then I could tell people that I fooled a sleight of hand expert.

I would perform for Harry Potter and teach him what real magic is all about!

The Binary code translated to " name my card" and the answer to that is the 6 of diamonds.

I would perform for your mom.

Seriously. :)

My guess at the binary is namem a%.......totally wrong

Either that or name my card........which is clearly the 6 of spades under Zach's desk

six of diamonds

I would perform for Sarah Palin, just so I could see her rant about how magicians are against the Christian religion on her "awesome" tv show.

I would find like a very dumb Gazzilionaire :P I would keep doing tricks like 2 card monte to earn some profit $$$$ (Bet in thousands)

i would have chris Angel see my show. SO that he could see some real magic.

And the card is the 6 Of Clubs!

I would make a shirt for Chris Angel! Well, in a magical way.
In fact, I just want to look at his haire, I have heard it smells like a 1000 flowers on a summer Night<3

I'd perform Daniel Garcia's effect GREED for President Obama in light of the escalating debt crisis. When I perform the last phase where I transform the 20 dollar bill into 50 cents, I'll explain that if it wasn't for the greed in the U.S. government, we wouldn't be in this debt crisis in the first place. I would then hand him the 50 cents and say "Here, you can keep that. God knows you guys need the spare change."

I'm then appointed as the first "Secretary of Magic" for the United States and I solve the debt crisis with coin productions. Zach comes on as Vice Secretary and we end Middle Eastern conflicts with White Centurions instead of bombs.

That's what happens when you mix magic with activism. You get things done.

I would perform for Justin Bieber; Make him disappear for ever. or make his voice deeper

I would perform Prophet at the United States Federal Reserve and turn all printed $1 bills into $100s, thus ending the debt crisis forever!

6 of Clubs !

1st of all your card is the six of hearts....
2nd...I would like to perform for "GAMBIT" from X-Men

I would perform for penguins, just because I think it would be cool to hang out with penguins, and I'd probably do a dance routine instead of magic...just like happy feet! *waddle waddle tappity tappity tap waddle waddle...jazz hands!*

I would like to go to visit the 27 club and perform? possible i guess not but i would be awesome!

How can one run profusely?
As for the Question of the day, "Who made the Ambitious Card Trick famous?"
Yeah, too easy.
How about, "What was Ed Marlo's Favourite card?"

I would perform my ultimate ambitious card routine to Dai Vernon , then I can become master of Legend!! That cool , right? But the main problem is I need go to heaven to meet him. FxxK

You guys are good.

Still, how does one run profusely?

By the way, if you wish to perform for penguins, search out Open Source Software people. The Linux mascot is the Penguin.

I'm sure they would appreciate penguin themed magic, tastefully done of course.

I would perform for Homer Simpson, because his «d’ooooh» kill me ;D

Zach you missed the insider logo out:)

I would perform for the Lucky Charms Leprechaun with marshmallow themed magic than he'd try to steal them back so I'd shove him back down whatever demented rainbow he came from. Then I'd go to the Trix Rabbit and then HE'D try and steal my "tricks" (get it? Trix and tricks? That's a pun) so I'd just shove him down a well. Then I'd perform for Tony the Tiger because he'd think my magic was "Grrrrrrreat" and then I'd get an epic tiger hug. Sorry guys I'm about to eat breakfast so I've been thinking about cereal for the past hour :P.

I name your card David Alexander Mueller!
Also, I would perform for those that have no access to magic or the magical arts.

I was going to say I would love to perform for Zach Mueller, but when I saw all those white centurions I blacked out. What were we supposed to do again?

I would perform for the Insider logo because then maybe it would come back to the show

I would perform Extreme Burn with the real "burn" flaming materials to Richard Sanders so he realized that he actually need somethin burning to reality. :D

You pronounced Galifiankis wrong. Come on Zack put atleast some effort in to what your doing.

i would be cool n stuff n make yolda hav a red lightsaber n ear ring

I would perform for myself. I really want to see a live performance of myself in real time.

I also thought it'd be fun to perform a stigmata routine for the pope... It'd be ideal if he wasn't aware that it was magic though.

I wish I performed at Magic-Con because than I wouldn't have to wait for Zach to post the Magic-Con footage.

I would perform for Hermione Granger, and I would impress her with my giant wand ;).
Wait, what do you mean? I mean, I just have this really large Harry Potter replica wand, what are you talking about?

I would perform for a computer hacker, and then convince him/her to correct the punctuation of this comment thread. Seriously folks, commas are very useful.

I would perform for you.

I'm getting an heart attack..... trowing.... with... the... white ..... centurions.... that 10 months before i reach the age of 30..... bye bye cruel world .... :p

I would perform for John Calvert because hes turning 100 and I'm sure hes the only one I could fool.(forget entertaining him...its too late for that)

I think it would be 50% Ow-Some if I could perform my variation of the Cherry Control, dubbed "Cherry Cobbler," for that Cheating Whore - my friend, Ricky Smith. "he he, he he, hehe." Now you can even spell down to consonants. "Essssssssss. Tadaaaaaa. 100% Ow-some. he he, he he, hehe."

I would perform for Aziz Ansari so he could see just how much better my show is than Zach's. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

I would perform for some thugs mugging me.

I would perform magic for Ozzy Osbourne, I wonder if he can see through those black reading glasses.... Hope not....

I would perform for my future self to see if I'm good enough to fool him with the trick that he already knows. *Twilight zone noises*

I'd like to perform for Bigfoot. Not because he's mysterious or anything, but just I really needed to perfect my Beef Jerky Deceives a Sasquatch routine... OUCH!!

I would perform for Harry Potter.The ideal tricks would be the multiplying golden snitch ball.Then we would kill Voldemort.

I would perform for Criss Angle.I think at the end of my performance he would look for camera tricks and actors.Seriously, I would be pleased.

Dumbledore, show him who's the real chosen one

Yoda, because I'm that good ... I swear I would make him go dark blue!

I would like to perform for these lovely natives that Captain Kirk has beamed me down to. GAAAAH THEY'VE GOT ME!!!!! (FIGHTING NOISES) SAVE ME ZACH!!!!! -static-

I would perform for Jesus.
Because he is the chosen one;)
Geddit? Anyone?

I would perform for myself because supposedly, I'm very witty, creative, and funny. (Not to be ****y or nothing)

Jesus. " That bread and wine thing was cool but check this out!"
What's my card? 6 of spades

I would like to perform for Zach Galifiankis' beard. Yes, it does qualify as a person that thing definitely has a soul. I can picture it taking a card now........ I once tried to grow one myself it ended badly with a dull razor and lots of toilet paper squares but I digress.

I'm pretty sure that I would perform for Jesus. He would turn water into wine. Psh thats nothing I can make silk come out of thin air. Hey whys your thumb so big? Shut up and enjoy the trick!

I would perform for myself, so I could properly critique my act. I don't even need a mirror, I can multiply myself. I'm like the real-life Yolda.

Well I would perform some manipulations and do some cuts such and the faro shuffle for the Pharaoh!! Gettt itt??

If I Chuck Norris didn't rip my heart out before he pulled a card out of the deck...Yeah, I guess I would perform for him.

I would probably perform for Criss Angel jus so i could ask him why he keeps asking if we are ready and then he trys to eat the camera lens over and over....if he is so good why has he failed so many times at it?

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It really says something...

"I just wanted to put some binary code just to simply put binary code. Now what? You said binary, not me. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

I would perform for Clint Eastwood, but I wouldn't be able to because he'd pull out of jacket a shiney and intimidating deckONE and say...“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

I would go back in time to when you were at Magic Con Zach and perform for you, so that I could remind you about the Magic-Con video's you promised us!

P.S Zach we all know theory11 doesn't hoard the white centurions.....you do.

Zach is makin' it rain with White Cents?!? Amazing. He talked about "magical happenstance" - perhaps that was the fact that he wore a t shirt that looked at first to be a wolf howling at the moon then instantly transformed into an elephant with with the Last Airbender standing on top? Everybody is talking about binary code and a 6 of clubs? WHAT ABOUT HIS T SHIRT? Confusing! Love the show Zach. Big fan. Oh, by the way, I'd perform for Jesus Christ. "Water into wine? Dead man back to life? Whatever Jbone, check out my Rattling Caps and Bending Fork! Boo - Yah!"

i honestly found the binary code but i sadly have no clue how to translate it.

6 of spades is the binary code ?
i remembered a good joke
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Id preform for Tony the Tiger so it wouldn't be just good but GRRRRRREAT!