buy him a spot on the insider

I'd give him David Coppefield

*Copperfield


hit enter way too fast

i would give him the biggest surprise party ever.

I would give him a pool full of chocolate with Danny G and Mike Hankins waiting to surprise him from beneath the brown goodness.

I'd give JB a time machine so that he could have left Ellusionist and started Theory11 sooner!!!

I would give him $900, 000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000 and tell him to buy some more money!

I would give him: A spaceship, an electric chair, metal studded playing cards, brown pantalones, a red ugo, Brad Christian's soul, an AK-47 with JB bedazzled on the side, the hair Zach M. got cut off recently, George Bush's brain, and of course, 37.6534 twinkies dyed blue.
Happy birthday JB.
Enjoy your twinkies.

PS You might need a gun license for the AK-47. I might throw that in too.

i would give him the best gift of all time. A theory 12 tshirt!

I would buy JB things that money can't buy.

Sort of a mixture of 2pac and Dai Vernon... Because we all know neither of them are actually dead... well at least one of them.

Get ready for the rhyme master magician

I'll contact all of the Theory11 forum members from around the world, including the artists, and all of the well-known respected magicians from everywhere on earth! We'll plan for a surprise party for JB!!! The Party will happen at the MGM Grand!!! I'll pay for all of the expenses!!! Including all fares of everyone invited from around the world! Then at the party, I will announce that I bought the Apple for JB...yes...Apple (as in mac, iphones, ipods, ipads, itunes)...Apple Inc. is now owned by Jonathan Bayme! wooohhh!

i would get Jb, well lets say, have you seen the hangover...?

i would get JB a brad christian signed eyeliner set..

INFINITE MONEY = buying ellusioninst and naming it "Bayme-ionist" , a spot on the Ellen Show to have a Dance Party, or wait.... why not just name it the "Bayme Show", and last and but not least, a teddy bear filled with warm thoughts..

Happy B-Day

1. buy white house for bayme
2. force him to color change it to the black house.
not only does he gain a white house but complete and utter recognition for the greatest trick, and jokes preceding this . . . . change :)

I would give JB a set of nunchucks, that are way cooler than DG's.

i would give him anything he wanted except me as a slave

I WILL BUY HIM USPCC SO THAT HE CANT PRINT INFINITE NUMBER OF BROWN WYNN^^

Haha

What would I buy JB? Chick Fil A and the invisible person Zach talks too in these Insiders

WTF?! I could have won?! Dude thats just not nice. But i still can't hate you aaaaa

But what would I give to JB? That's just too easy. A Bicycle deck of cards. so rare..

I would throw him a slumber party,with magicians and flourishers of course.That would make him feel like a kid again^^.

hey Zack! didnt i guess last time wht will be released, check comments of last insider xD

I would buy him a whole smoked hog from JB's Smokeshack.
media.theory11.com/2881- Artist-Diary--- JB-at-the-Smokeshack?ref=s

A deck of cards, a cheap one, Love You JB !!

I would give him a kiss, because I couldnt show any better my gratitude for him founding theory11

i would buy him A glass hollow squirrel filled with assorted nuts

Zach's paycheck as a bonus.

I would buy JB his own planet, where he can have the biggest theory11 headquarters in the universe, and where all magicians will have a permanent place to hang out without hassle of earthly stuff. Happy Birthday JB

I would buy him Chuck Norris.......

I would give him my money and let him buy what he wants

umm... handgrande!! mix it with alchemy. or maybe pressure?

I would give him Eclipse!

I'd buy him a custom made Jonathan Bayme & Friends action figure playset. Comes with everything you need for a tea party but they're mini explosives instead of cups and pots.

I would give him an infinite amount of money.

Probably a pack of gum and a Target Gift Card. I capitalized Target Gift Card to make it seem more exciting than it is. Then I'd buy myself a monkey.

I would buy him Justin Kredible's shoes. That's right JB, I could hear the jealousy in your voice in that video. :P

a coupon for an in-and-out burger

I would give JB a house with 7 pools, 4 filled with chocolate pudding because who doesnt like chocolate pudding. The other 3 filled with chris kenner and mike hankins, Ellen for his own pleasure, and some of moms tacos. A 50 caliber rifle that shoots out freaking diamonds. Scarlett johanson (and katy perry!), and Calen Morelli. (P.S add Brad Christian as his slave and some salsa for my moms tacos)

@cachoblack23 Sorry, you exceeded the budget by 1$

I would give him Monkey to Canine

The wire..

Easy. The Shake Weight.

Evel knievel

I would give give him a reverse JB, think about it.

He doesn't need anything else. I'd give most of the money to charity and just say Thankyou for what hes given us.. ...no homo..

i would get him a genii and let him have 3 wishes :) that way i cant mess up and get him the wrong thing

I WOULD GET HIM A GIANT NUDE STATUE OF DAN BUCK!!

Bugatti Veyron !!

i would get him a personal DJ that goes around everywhere with him and plays awesome background music for his life, as if he were constantly in an awesome movie.

i will pay for 2 weeks vacations wherever he wants !! ;)

A less serious expression!

I'd buy him a giant Justin Bieber poster.

I would build a house of of bricks of all different decks, then pay the commodores and lionel richie to sing to him as i presented it to him. Jerry's Nuggets for the Kitchen, Brown Wynn's for the bathroom, and guardians, centurions and sentinels for the exterior, to provide a "safe" living environment. The rest of the house can be an assortment.

to those of you too young to know, the commodores and lionel richie sang "SHE"S A BRICK HOUSE""

Dance party...

I'd give Mr. Bayme a luau!!!!
Wouldn't a luau make a wild birthday party? Really good food, happy music, hula dancers, fire dancing, tropical drinks (or just beers)... and did I mention really good food?

happy birthday from hawaii!

I would buy him his very own pair of nun-chucks and some private nun-chuck lessons from Danny Garcia himself.

I would buy him a website

Buy him a Iron Man suit..

I would buy him the experience that we all feel, but he can't possibly understand:
We hear about a new effect coming out, we hear that we will get news of it on Friday. That Friday, we hear that the teaser will be released NEXT Friday, we watch the teaser, which tells us absolutely nothing, but makes us wanna puke from anticipation (Same goes for any sneak peaks). Then, we wait another month for the trailer. After the month is up, they tell us to wait until Friday. We watch the trailer. We then spend 30 bucks, and then its still not over, cause it has to ship. And during that interval of time, every package that comes is utterly examined, top and bottom, for the T11 logo. And finally it arrives in the mail. They said it would take 4-7 days, even though they always means 7. And we open it......and we realize we ordered the wrong thing.
So, in essence, I wouldn't buy him a material object. I would buy him a Theory 11 experience. One he will NEVER forget.

I'd buy JB Disney.

A Little Puppy Dog wearing a frilly pink wollen jumper, with a secret camera attached so we could see what he is doing with it.

Megan Fox.

I'd buy him an autographed Bible... Isn't that magical?

The World! - of Warcraft =)

I'd give him an entrance to a tattoo studio
He would have a big bicycle card tattooed on his chest. :D

id give him a silver rocket ship a with a painting of a pink elephant on the side and the elephant has a Ace of hearts tattoo that reads Got Magic across the heart :)

I'd buy him a bank filled with an infinite amount of money (Yeah, that's a big bank), and a theatre with trap doors and hidden passages and secret rooms and free pepsi!!!

I would give him a white 1989 Toyota MR2.

I'd buy him Ellusionist.com

I'd buy him some invisible thread. He'd never see it coming. No, seriously. He wouldn't. It's invisible.

I would give him a haircut.

A would get Bayme a dixie cup, whip cream and the earth wind and fire album let's also not forget a roll of duct tape!

P.S Marko-MMK I got him nunchuku last year!

Everyone would get him all this crap, but what's a birthday without some f@&$n cake? Happy b-day J.B. ;)

come JB..i take you to a hills and asking you to have bungee jumping and with a playing card in your hand doing flourishes and card magic...

A vacation day. The man works like a beast. (I have no idea how much a beast really works, but it just sounded like a good comparison)

Let's make it realistic,

An island that he can build the ultimate headquarter of Theory11..
(somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.. :P)

I would give him my infinite amount of money

I'd give him a quicker way to read all these posts.

I would give him a hotel and headquarters in las vegas to have all of the magicians come and share their tricks, (and dance!!!!)

“Not being able to keep up with Eric, if I were [to give JB a present], two words: Dance Party.”

I would shoot him up into orbit where IT wouldn't be necessary.

I wouldn't sing happy birthday I would sing Baby....

a puppy. cause lets face it, who doesn't love puppies... and Justin Beiber... that is all

seeing as how by such a young age JB has become so successful I would have to bypass the pygmy giraffe AND the trendy cambodian orphan and go straight to the mystical gold star of achievement!! CONGRATS on all that you've achieved thus far good sir!! you get a gold star!! and a hug...

I would give JB a BJ... haha think abpout it jb, bj....
Sorry for beeing stupid (and actually drunk...) just popt in my mind...

happy bday from swizerland ^^

I would give him a deck of cards.


PS And a mansion.

id give him cards on his site that are out of stock, then go on his site and buy them

the key to the Playboy mansion.