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Control - Ticket

Control - Ticket

"Quality always comes with a price. That price? $30. Plus the cost of gas to deliver the check. Plus the endless pain, frustration, and anxiety that came along with it."

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2 years ago
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40 Comments

AllanLuu

2 years ago
Sweet vid! 30 bucks, not bad!
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JPD

2 years ago
Oh sorry for you.
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Frab

2 years ago
Awesome vid, made me laugh
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Sinful

2 years ago
LOL! Well I was kind of hoping for 25. :( Does the download literally have EVERYTHING that is on the dvd? (I'm talking bloopers too? =P) I want both the dvd and the download, but I fall a few cents short. :( Anyway... this was the most pointless, but greatest video I have ever seen. 5/5 :) Actually... when you say 30... do you mean $29.95? Cause then I actually might have enough. ;) Yes Wayne, I'm talking 5 cent differences here..... -Doug
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Sinful

2 years ago
Actually yes Wayne... this is a 5 cent difference... if it costs $29.95 I can buy it... if it costs $30.00 I cannot.... c'mon Wayne I'm shooting for the 5 cents here :(... -Doug
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DannyT

2 years ago
ooo, thats rough keep your head up funny stuff though. You should have been like, "Yeahh, well watch this" and shred the tickets up. "BAM, gone"
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mini magician

2 years ago
What A MEAN police officer heres the smilie face yo wanted Wayne =)
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Tally

2 years ago
HHAHHa wow all this over some tickets hahah. pretty awsome.
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Matt_36433

2 years ago
It's okay... you'll just have to buy a Red Gaff Deck some other time.
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NickSkye

2 years ago
Nice, i want to to drop out and join the "traveling city of wayne" sounds fun, not the ticket, the city.
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re-tabed

2 years ago
wow mean cop
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jimbowmanjr

2 years ago
ROFL move to Philly Wayne. You should see the parking authority here. They actually write the ticket before the meter even expires.
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IIAnnexII

2 years ago
LOL. I hear you man.
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tboi3

2 years ago
little tickes of DOOM.lol.
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dejavu05

2 years ago
ha ha ha...city of wayne
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Kaos

2 years ago
tickets of doom lol. city of wayne. "cuz i...travel" lmao! all that then all of a sudden SLAM "i gotta pay $30" *sudden ending* ROFL
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illusionist14

2 years ago
Nice, haha! Not nice Mr. Cop, I hope you're a magician and you're watching this.
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Zimflee

2 years ago
The cop had the tickets ready before you even parked your car. ~Chris
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wilfred

2 years ago
wayne should have performed Control on the police office, so he could feel sorry for giving him the ticket and stopping his heart
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samuelmshin

2 years ago
I know people who live in the city of Wayne... That city doesn't travel though
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FliXeRoCk107

2 years ago
Haha, a smiley face on it. That would be funny. I ordered it at 11 i might be in with a chance of winning!
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mattjones

2 years ago
Maybe the first 500 copies of Control will help you out, Wayne... I got mine.
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mastersedition

2 years ago
LOOOL ! SO FUNNY
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CDarklock

2 years ago
$30? Cry me a freakin' river. I have $453 in tickets to pay this month. Which is actually less money than I made in saved time by not bothering to follow the law. So it's an economic decision. ;)
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Exitmat

2 years ago
Last month I got arrested ARRESTED! for just speeding in Georgia. I had to pay $840 in bail money, and since then I've spent $350 on a lawyer. And I still have to pay the speeding ticket which is going to be around $750. That's right, for going 33 miles over the speed limit the state of Georgia is financially ruining me. In the end this speeding ticket is going to cost me over $2000 of money I don't have. I haven't been able to make rent for 2 months now. Consider yourself lucky, Wayne.
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spikormikor13

2 years ago
Err.... Why were you going 33 miles over the speed limit?
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ricashade

2 years ago
30 dollars!?! over here in england the equivalent would be 140 dollars! and that would just be for one ticket! now i wanna live in America lol
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Virus

2 years ago
Exitmat, thats what you get for driving 33 miles over. But uhh wasnt there any other cars? 30 dollars? Wayne you got lucky. My mom went on a yellow light that turned red and got fined 300.
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Exitmat

2 years ago
"That's what I get?" Thanks, Judge Dredd. But in my opinion the punishment does not fit the crime. Thanks for your sympathetic opinion on the matter though.
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DBrookwell

2 years ago
Yea, 30 is great for 3 offenses!!! This vid was sooo funny! Wayne was kinds calm at the end, but then he gets mad out of no where! Lol, great film!
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DBrookwell

2 years ago
Some good sales on Control and you should be able to pay 10 times that amount of money! But I'd rather not spend it on tickets!!!!!
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Sleight_of_Hand

2 years ago
I think Wayne is lying... 30$ is prolly the magician concession included?!
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Electron John

2 years ago
Wayne should have gone to the police building and told them that unless they take care of the ticket he was going to stop his heart as a sign of protest.
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Jack of Shades

2 years ago
I hope to God you weren't actually driving when you smashed the steering wheel at the end... If you were, that explains why the video cuts there. 30 bucks for 3 tickets? dude yours are cheap, australia sucks bone with theres
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David.Blanch

2 years ago
In Denmark one parking ticket/fine is $106. Yes $106!! I'm glad I don't have a car yet!
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TheCardMagician

2 years ago
I saw someone get a 75$ ticket for flashing their highbeams!
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Cringe Magic22

2 years ago
i live in the city of wayne
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James1Wise

2 years ago
I want to live in the ciry of wayne!!! That would be awesome!!!!
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Aron Prins

1 year ago
the city of the wayne houchiewouchie's ;):P
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theJokerhahaha13

1 year ago
temper temper wayne I think it's time for your nappie
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